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The Legend of Mumbo Sauce

20110830-114048.jpg(also known as Mambo Sauce, Mumble Sauce, and as seen above, Mombo Sauce)

Ok, so I grew up like every other kid in the DC metro area staggering into some grimy Chinese carry-out at 2am after a go-go or a party and walking up to those thick bullet proof glass windows and...

"Yeah, lemme get a four piece and fries, with a rock creek pineapple." (No, we weren't ordering half and half's back then.)

"$4.25, ticket number 31."

After either being loud and obnoxious, or trying to avoid the loud and obnoxious, depending on the type of person you were or the amount of friends you were with, the wings come. And what's on them (or on the side)? DC's very own condiment, Mumbo Sauce.

Now, the mystery of Mumbo sauce is that though it is apart of some sort of dietary uniform for DC, Mumbo Sauce itself isn't uniformed at all. It always tastes different, and even looks different depending on what carry-out you go to. Sometimes it's thick and burgundy, like barbecue sauce. Other times it's bright red and watery, similar to a sweet and sour sauce. Sometimes it just looks like ketchup ad has a tangy taste. It varies.

Which always, always, ALWAYS raises the question, what is Mumbo Sauce? Like, what's the (or one) recipe? Who created it? (I heard it was a Black man. Seriously. Wouldn't surprise me.) And why can't I buy it in the store? Better yet, why does it seem like it only tastes good on carry-out chicken? I would NEVER put this on my mother's chicken. Hmmmm.

This should be interesting.

Note: I took the photo above at some new spot in Rivertowne the last time I was home. The spot is just called "Soul Food," which should've been a dead giveaway that it was owned by Chinese people. I go in and look at the condiments and there you have it, the 2012 Mombo (Mumbo) sauce dispenser. I guess they got tired of "us" asking for extra, and then getting belligerent when they charge us 75 cents for it.